Live Experiment / Free Tool
Meme Maker
Bring your own clip and image. Experiment with face tracking and make something ridiculous right in your browser.
⚡ Launch Meme Maker →
Creative Development & Technical Solutions
Unusual Problems.
Unconventional Solutions.
An independent studio where original art, experimental software, engineering-minded thinking, and useful ideas collide.
Enter the Lab →01 / The Lab
Experiments on the workbench.
Art. Code. Engineering. Unconventional thinking. Explore our playable experiments and work in progress.
Game Division / Multiplayer Live
Pimp Slap
A text-first, turn-based management RPG with a wicked sense of humor. Take the turf battle online.
💗 Play Multiplayer ↗ 💗 Play Classic Solo ↗Classic saves are stored in this browser. Use the game's Download Save Backup feature to keep a copy.
Developer Tools / Prototype
dé Bũg
A browser debugging companion built around observable evidence rather than guesses.
⚡ Try dé Bũg Demo →
Blockchain / Experimental
Token Forensics
Read-only token analysis exploring evidence, risk signals, and on-chain relationships.
Simulation / Experimental
Sirius Buy Bot
Market observation and paper-trading research with explicit guardrails.
Concept / Narrative Game
I'd Rather Be a Toaster
A darkly funny story about humans, machines, and what it means to care.
Concept / Personal Safety
EXIT.exe
A discreet social-exit concept with a separate path to contact a trusted human.
02 / Gallery
Original work. Real hands.
Painting, illustration, sculpture, and custom vehicle art. Original artwork and project photos will be added here.
*Original artwork by Professor Clankenstein
Paintings
Original physical and digital artwork.
SCULPTURE / IMAGE COMING SOON
Objects & Sculpture
Hand-built pieces and experiments.
VEHICLE ART / IMAGE COMING SOON
Custom Art
Pinstriping, illustration, and commissioned work.
03 / Services
Got an unusual problem?
Creative and technical projects considered case by case. Tell us what you're trying to make, fix, explain, or improve.
Art & Design
Original artwork, illustration, visual concepts, and custom creative work.
Web & Prototypes
Lightweight websites, interactive demos, and experimental interfaces.
Problem Solving
Research, troubleshooting, process ideas, and unconventional approaches.
04 / Contact
Bring us the weird one.
Got an unusual project, creative challenge, or idea worth exploring?
Clankenstein Industries welcomes inquiries about artwork, collaborations, software projects, and unconventional problem-solving.
Contact the Lab →Clankenstein Industries · Independent Creative & Technical Studio